Cancer. It's origin is in everything. You're slowly but surely contracting the disease as you read this. From the computer screen you're looking at, to the water you're drinking. It's all giving it to you. You're going to get cancer, and die. Every corner contains a new discovery of a cancer causing product. White rice, toothpaste, even bloody napkins. Watch out, it's going to get you.
The dawn of a new day brings a host of dangers to an uninformed soul. So the best way to inform the people is by letting Kerri-Anne talk about how white rice will give you cancer. Morning news shows. Priceless.
I wake up to have a shower. Use my special VO5 shampoo and wash my hair thoroughly. But oh, what a surprise. Some of it's ingredients will give me cancer.
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